Are you a coffee drinker? Are you a business minded go-getter? Have you ever hit a 460 foot bleacher-nuke? If you answered yes to any of those questions, Hëvy Mëtl Coffee might be for you.

With a brand ambassador like Bobcat, we don’t plan to go too far, but a little extra gas money is always appreciated during this era of “Bidenomics”.

Head over to the website and pick up a couple of bags for yourself or as gifts for the coffee drinkers in your life. Like a chocolatey skinned Latina, our Guatemama blend is just the right mix of bold yet sultry. If you are looking to cause a ruckus you may want our three bean blend appropriately named Hammertime (for the first month each bag will come with an adult diaper, just in case)!

Are you or anyone you know, interested in carrying a new veteran owned coffee brand? Please drop us a DM (we are ready to ship). Would you would like to create your own label, or teach your children how to build a business and learn work ethic,? We can handle that too.

Now go order some damn coffee, Bobcats got 6 payments left on his ‘92 Formula Firebird.